Welcome to G.I. Joe Headquarters!

Recently we have become aware that COBRA has become active once again. We are determined to undermine whatever plans they have with their new 'Cobra Cares' public relations campaign.
They are lying with their forked tongues and
we won't rest until they are taken down.

Once more the battlecry of 'YO JOE!' will be
heard as they simply scamper off shouting the
only battlecry they've ever truly known.. ...

"COBRA, RETREAT!!!!!"